T-Rex: If they do, they're not doing it around me!
T-Rex: It's so you can imagine a man slapping a woman after an unwanted kiss, and then you get to examine your ideas of gender roles and heteronormativityįor those not keeping track of t-rex's nicknames for his fists, they run as follows: knuckles and chuckles rocco and choco: the twins! who! punch! the chinese buffet geraldine and geraldina and now, plans b through c.T-Rex: Man, I'm not old! I do tons of stuff that's not old people stuff! Do old people knock back extremely sour gumballs like they were regular gumballs?
T-Rex: Nobody even noticed how I made my examples of the awkward moment kiss gender neutral! One time I kissed a guy and he said, UNSOLICITED, that it was the best kiss he'd ever had. Utahraptor: I'm serious! If you kiss someone and it's a sucky kiss, that just escalates the awkward moment! And I don't mean to brag, but I'm a pretty great kisser. Utahraptor: My friend, if you're going to be doing that much kissing, you'd better brush up a bit on it! But if you swoop in for a kiss, it's no longer an awkward moment! You've avoided it entirely by transitioning it into a moment of "OH GREAT WHAT THE HACK NOW I HAVE TO SLAP THIS PERSON FOR THEIR UNWANTED ADVANCES" or even a moment of "OH GREAT WHAT THE HECK NOW THEY LOVE ME TOO"ĭromiceiomimus: I feel like you haven't thought this out, T-Rex. T-Rex: Awkward moments are awkward because nobody knows what to do or say. T-Rex: The solution, as in most things, is smooching! Lukily for them, I have come up with a solution! the end!T-Rex: Some people do not cherish awkward moments as I do. it doesn't work out and the last month ends up being super awkward for everyone involved. T-Rex: WHAT'S LEFT OF MY SANITY NEED YOU TO SAY "YES" HERE, CHAD.Īnyway a week later t-rex is forced to go through with this and kisses a guy who found out he only has a month to live. T-Rex: Chad, is this painting of some boring field secretly an extremely challenging "Where's Waldo?" game? T-Rex: Our experiences of Real Fun mean the subtle joys of Crappy History Fun lie forever beyond us! Utahraptor: Yeah, dude wants to bring back these olde-timey amusements, but it's like - too late, Chad! I've seen a movie! Therefore I can no longer enjoy staring at a painting while whispering "whee!", you know?
Utahraptor: Are we talking about Chad's thing? T-Rex: And then people wanted more fun paintings to look at, so they'd paint a 360 degree ring-shaped canvas and you have to stand in the middle of it, and then you could look all around at the painting of a beach and say "Alack me!! it's like I'm at the beach, only it's made of paint and nothing moves!"ĭromiceiomimus: Like a primitive holodeck! T-Rex: They would literally go to a room and look at a painting and be all "Whoah, so fun!!"
HOWEVER: pitch it as part of an exhibition entitled "being a collection of artifacts from history showing our peoples stumbling towards inventing a holodeck" and i am extremely down.T-Rex: 200 years ago, you know what people did for fun? I'll tell you what they did. ( searching 3065 episodes of Dinosaur Comics!)
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